thoughts i had when... "i was high"
in celebration of a very interesting holiday, we present: "Thoughts I Had When: I Was High"
- These gummy bears taste like a roller skating rink.
- I know I'm high because I just took 20 selfies with your dog.
- I think we should use a bowl of Cheerios as a centerpiece.
- There's nothing better than walking into your friends house and seeing an open bag of chips.
- I saw a plant. It was hilarious.
- I want to buy 50 yoplait whips.
- When eating yogurt, never think about what a "live active culture" is. It's terrifying.
- Do rodeo clowns exist because I feel like they do.
- Do you think real estate is a noble profession?
- That woman smelled like a Yankee candle from the 90's.
- There are not any ducks on this mountain.
- Google what it means to hear 3 ducks.
- The inside of blueberries aren't blue.
- That door made a very specific sound.
- Of course I parked next to a mini van full of Pentecostals. (edit: this is a Jewish family)
- NPR knows that I'm smoking weed at 5:00 in the afternoon.